This is My Kingdom

I used to jump on top of the kitchen cabinets, but I think I prefer to rule my domain from atop this comfy spot.

I didn't post yesterday because I had decided it was my personal day off from all duties. I slept the entire day. 

Jedi Dumbles! Our Only Hope!

It's a vacuum hose people! Sheesh!

P.S. It turns out the camera wasn't out of batteries after all. It had just had "trouble" or something turning on yesterday and then camera girl dreamed last night that it was out, leading her to believe it was so. Then when she turned it on today, it worked perfectly fine!

Hear Those School Bells Ring

Sorry there are no pictures today: my camera girl's camera is out of batteries and she's "too busy" to fix it. But I will be loyal to my readers and continue to post everyday.
The thing that I wanted to say is, drum roll please, THE GIRLS ARE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!! You know what that means? We get the whole house to ourselves for a whole day! The man will be at work, the lady will be teaching, and the dogs will be kenneled. The only thing left to bug me is Tater but I can deal with him.
I am SO excited!

This Isn't What it Looks Like

Zoe: Mr. Dumbles is my friend!

Dore: She's a dog! Don't believe her!

It's an Impostor!

Wait until he gets a load of my ninja moves!

Well would you look at that. . .

It turns out my camera girl did have a picture of me! She had kept it stored away in a notebook instead of on the wall which makes me suspicious. (Well, maybe because it was one of those no tear notebooks.)

P.S. My camera girl is a little sick, so the pictures aren't coming as fast as I'd like them, so the posts might be a little slow.

Picture Perfect

Hello. Today my camera person is a little lazy, so I took these pictures myself!

Now, let's take a look around here, shall we?

Ah! You see these pictures up here? The older girl (aka camera person) draws them. They're all of cats! I'm telling you, it gets a little creepy having all those eyes stare at you.

Now, take a closer look at the top one. Hold on. . . Let me zoom in.

Oh great! Now it's blurry!

There! It looks like Tater! The girl said it's not of Tater, but it's close enough for me so I'm going to assume it's Tater.

Now, as I looked around for my picture, I found. . .

. . . this lovely portrait of me radiating my superiority.

But then the girl said it's not me, in fact it's a silhouette of an orange cat.

So then. . .

I found this picture of me doing what I love to do.

Then I noticed it has white paws. Very unlike me.

So I come to this dilemma: Where is my picture?

So. . .

 I drew this fantastic self-portrait! Look at it! I may as well be looking through a mirror!

 There! Up on the wall where it belongs!

But tragically. . .

  It did not last long.